dirtysoychai:

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

dead-wolfwood:

“The most important part of character design is to have a recognizable silhouette”

adrianianam:

If you do things, fuck you.

lord-voldetit:

straight girls don’t have a clue

justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

targuzzler:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

puyopuyotetris:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

soaprock:

snoopingasusualisee:

Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy

My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

Throw in the Sandspeak.

Henl0 You Sweet Sweet Sawft Sm0l Bean Babby 11

RawR Xd

Oh………….. Noes… ……

Have I Scare You?

I’m Vewy Sowwy

Now add a pinch of crytype and a dash of l33tsp33k…

targuzzler:

Not enough

ask-oncies-jizz:

normal webpage: error, unable to load page

this fucking awful place: w-woopsie!!!! woopsie doodly!!!!! we had a widdle boo boo and scrumbled it all up :’( pwease dont be mad…

setheverman:

sirappleton:

setheverman:

i love coming online to throw garbage and trash at my followers everyday

At least it’s fresh trash and not recycled trash like thebootydiaries

@thebootydiaries

gabrieldreyfuss:

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Snorkeling

epiphone:

setheverman:

Dw🅰️yne “The 🆑ock” 🅱️ohnson

momofficial:

me after sending a risky text and realizing my message was read 9 minutes ago with no response